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愚人笑话|Joke: The Inventor

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This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, I'd like to register1 my new invention. It's a folding bottle.
OK, says the clerk. What do you call it?
A fottle, replies the inventor.
A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?
I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton.
And what do you call that? asks the clerk.
A farton, replies the inventor.
That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!
In that case, says the inventor, you're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket.


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